Branko is the perfect cat. Seriously. He is sweet, affectionate, and would happily cuddle from morning until tomorrow, and then a little longer, just to be safe.

Are you looking for a cat who will ignore you, observe you with dignity from across the room, and occasionally allow you to touch him? Keep looking. Branko has no time for those games.

He will bore you to death with nonstop cuddles, purring, and demands for even more attention. Your hand will no longer belong to you. It will become Branko’s official scratching service, available around the clock.

His only requirement is that he be the only cat in the home. Branko does not want to compete for attention or share his humans with other cats. He believes that one perfect cat is more than enough for any household - and it is difficult to argue with him.

He is looking for a home where he can be the one and only feline king, with people who are prepared for some serious amounts of affection.

Warning: possible side effects of adopting Branko include numb hands, complete loss of personal space, and a lifelong addiction to his purring.